Happy Flipping New Year

I am surly and in a bad mood right now. Just thought you should know.
A little too much champagne yesterday.

Also, I suddenly found myself in a odd emotional state for the last few days, I feel very off balance. Piss.

I once read somewhere, some odd statistic that claimed if you wrote something down, say a New Years Resolution, you are 8000% more likely to follow through on it. So in hopes that this magical research study is correct, I am going to type my resolutions right here for all you to see.

My large following of loyal readers, in the 2008th year post the birth of Christ, I herby will diligently see that myself, Kristin, will:

1) GET A GODDAMN APARTMENT. I loathe people who still live at home, especially in their mid-twenties. Somehow I make an excuse for myself, because I am...me. But come May will be my 2 year anniversary of coming back to SoCal. This is not acceptable. This is not cool. I will move during this first month, if it is the last thing I do.

2) GET BACK INTO SHAPE. So what if everyone else has this every year on their list. So do I. I am an aging woman, my metabolism is slowing down, and no one will shag me if my thighs get any jello-ier. This also includes eating healthier, although I will find a way to remain a sugar feign and eat healthy. Sugar is my life partner.

3) TRAVEL. I need to go somewhere I have never been. At first, I thought this might be my year to go abroad. But this really is my year to start taking responsibility for myself (i.e. rent, doctors, bills, start taking care of a plant) and going into debt on a very unplanned trip might be for 2009. We will see, but maybe Oregon/Washington or the Northeaster Seaboard is in store this year.

And if nothing else, this is the year we elect a new President. Get excited folks. Get pumped. I even re-registered to vote today. I am genuinely ready for some debate watching.

I need sleep more than anything right now. I hate myself.

Enjoy this for now, because I bought a hoodie this weekend:

Natalie Dee rules.


Happy New Year.

P.S. Go see THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That is an order, not a choice by any means. Maybe I will write something on it when I have slept.